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‘Your task,’ the army man continued, ‘will be to cast the bronze tubes. Since this is an entirely new field, it necessarily follows that any designs or specifications our people have to offer you will be mere theoretical conjecture. You have been chosen because your foundry has a reputation for casting the very finest bells in the Empire; also, your secluded location will make the job of enforcing security that much easier—’
(He had to go and spoil it, Poldarn thought. Even so.)
‘To be brutally frank,’ the brigadier went on, ‘we chose a bell foundry because the nearest thing to one of these tubes that anybody could envisage was a bell; a bell is, after all, a bronze tube, open at one end. That is more or less as far as we can take you; the rest is up to you, your skill, experience and ingenuity. You will, of course, receive all possible support in terms of resources, equipment, specialist supplies, additional manpower—’
And money; please don’t forget the money . . .
(Making a weapon that’d be used to kill his own people– Asburn, at the forge, and Cetil, who’d shown him how to prune fruit trees, and Raffen, and Lothbrook who was so handy at mending furniture, and Carey – no, wait, he’d killed Carey with his own hands, for what had seemed like a very good reason at the time. Even so . . . But the army man’s bronze-tube thing wasn’t going to work, not in a thousand years, so there’d be no actual harm done.)
‘—And in return, we will expect nothing less than your very best efforts and your complete devotion to the success of the project. It’s nothing less than the truth to say that the eyes of the general staff, the court, the palace itself are currently fixed on Tin Chirra—’
(Idiot, Poldarn muttered to himself. This is Dui Chirra. Tin Chirra’s ten miles up the valley)
‘I myself,’ said the army man, rather grimly, ‘will be stationed here with my staff to supervise progress and liaise with the general staff on your behalf. A team of our best men from Torcea arsenal will shortly be arriving to brief you on the technical side; they’ll demonstrate the Morevich compound and give you the preliminary designs for the first experimental prototypes. I have to inform you that from this moment, nobody is allowed to leave the foundry premises for any reason whatsoever without written permission from myself. If this is inconvenient for any of you, I can only apologise; I hope I’ve said enough to prove to you that such precautions are justified and essential where a project of this importance is concerned. If you have any specific questions, please see me privately after the meeting. Thank you for your attention.’
The brigadier, with Banspati in tow, left the shed in dead silence, which lasted for maybe half a minute after the doors had shut behind him. Then everybody started talking at once.
Over the next couple of days, during which time nothing at all happened (they could have cast the Falcata guild bell and done most of the grinding, but the army man had said abandon the job, so they’d abandoned it) opinion among the foundrymen polarised into two extremes. The lesser faction, led by Malla Ancona and tentatively supported by half the pattern shop (though with numerous reservations), held that nothing good could come of a project that nobody seemed to know anything about, which entailed backing out of a contract – didn’t matter that the government were buying them out of it, assuming they’d be as good as their word (hardly a certainly where government was concerned); what was important was the damage they’d do to their good name for reliability in the trade, which was where they’d be spending the rest of their working lives once this daft caper was over and done with. The majority view, however, was that nothing on earth beat government work, which was basically a golden opportunity to overcharge, pad invoices, fiddle supply requisitions and pass off shoddy work as first-class trade practice. Better still in this instance: because nobody had a clue how to make the bronze tubes, or had any reason to believe they’d do what they were supposed to even if they were built a hundred and ten per cent according to spec, it was going to be the next best thing to impossible to define failure. So when the tubes shattered into bits every time they were tested, it wouldn’t be anybody’s fault, and so there’d be no need to bother or make any kind of effort; just put in an appearance around the yard, look busy when anyone in uniform was watching, and draw wages at the first and last of the month. Every craftsman’s dream, working for the State. Wasn’t there a saying, ‘Good enough for government work’? Meaning a three-eighths pin peened over to snag-fit in a seven-sixteenths hole, or cracked woodwork pinned back together and bodged over with sawdust and glue?
(A third faction, consisting solely of Spenno the pattern-master, spent both days locked away in the boiler-shed loft with half a Tulice red cheese, a quarter-barrel of death’shead cider, and his precious copy of Concerning Various Matters. As far as this faction was concerned, the project posed a fascinating technical challenge of the kind that crops up only once in a lifetime. Anybody other than Spenno would’ve been dunked in the river for such a disgusting display of keenness; but since it was him, nobody took any notice.)
‘I mean, yes,’ a melt hand called Chainbura explained to the two dozen or so men who’d gathered from force of habit round the curing fire in the south corner of the yard, ‘the whole idea’s bloody ridiculous, just like you’d expect from a bunch of army blokes who wouldn’t know hot metal if you poured it down the back of their trousers. So bloody what, so long as we get paid. And since it’s not like we got any choice in the matter, I can’t say as I can see what you buggers’re cribbing about. Quit whining and let’s get on with it, I say. I mean, it’s got to be better than work.’
‘Missing the point’s what you’re doing,’ someone objected at the back, ‘which is about right for you front-yard buggers. We aren’t working for the government, we’re working for the fucking army; and that’s a completely different kettle of fish, you hear what I’m saying? Army’s all bull and procedure and chits for every bloody thing you use and checks every five minutes to see if you’re doing it right – and if they don’t know bugger-all either, they just make it up as they go along, anything so’s they can give you a bollocking. I was in the army nine years, I know all about it, and I’m telling you—’
Poldarn had tried to take an interest, just to be sociable, but he found he couldn’t even muster a convincing pretence. One significant difference between the others and himself was that he’d actually seen a Morevich Thunder-pot in action, and the more he thought about it, the more convinced he became that the army’s wild scheme might turn out to be feasible after all. The implications of that weren’t appealing, given who was likely to be underneath the flying stones if ever they got launched in anger. Needless to say, this wasn’t a concern he could share with anybody. Neither was the matter that occupied far more of his attention than the new project.
He hadn’t had any dreams (that he could remember) since the one about the lecture, when he’d been staring at Xipho Dorunoxy when she wasn’t looking. Probably just as well; there’d been enough solid material needing to be digested in that dream to last him a month. And the unavoidable conclusion, which he’d tried to dodge and fence away from but which kept coming back at him like two crows mobbing a hawk, was that Gain Aciava had been telling the truth, or a part of it, at any rate.
What about that?
Poldarn thought about it for a while, as the foundrymen argued the toss and grew steadily more angry with each other. In the end he came to the conclusion that it was like being chased by his own shadow; it could never actually catch him, but it’d never give up trying.
On the third day, Spenno the pattern-master came down from his loft like some ascetic prophet from a mountain top, with three days’ stubble on his usually butter-soft chin, and a huge grin. He’d got it figured out, he announced; basically, it was the same as founding a bell, only—
At that point, somebody cleared his throat and invited Spenno to meet the armoury men.
There were four of them: a bearded man, very short, with arms as thick as an ordinary man’s legs,
and three long, thin clerks, spindly like unthinned trees in an unman-aged forest. The short man smiled, stepped forward on recognising his opposite number, and identified himself as Galand Dev, chief pattern-maker to the royal arsenal at Torcea. He’d been looking forward to meeting Spenno, he went on, because he’d heard a great deal about his innovative work in hinged cupola casting, and the initial designs he’d come up with depended heavily on the use of a cupola furnace. Spenno glared at him for a few long moments, then pretended he wasn’t there; looked past him, and carried on with his announcement where he’d left off. He’d finally cracked it, he declared; basically the same as casting a bell, only—
‘Excuse me,’ Galand Dev interrupted quietly (far more effective than shouting), ‘but there seems to be some confusion here. I’m sorry, somebody should have told you. I’m in charge of the design work—’
Spenno stared at him, as though the short man had just materialised out of thin air. ‘Who the fucking hell are you?’ he asked politely.
‘Galand Dev,’ the short man repeated, in a soft, reasonable voice. ‘Chief pattern-master at the Arsenal. I designed the tubes. And what I’ve been meaning to ask you is, do you think your local greensand has enough body to hold a simple wired core, or—’
‘Piss off,’ said Spenno.
One of the clerks tried to punch Spenno in the mouth. A huge foundryman by the name of Salyan grabbed the clerk’s fist in mid-air and yanked his arm behind his back. With a mild sigh, the short man took a step forward, kicked Salyan in the groin so hard that the crack echoed off the barn roof, and finished the job with a short, horrible punch to the side of the head. Salyan rolled sideways and lay still. Nobody moved.
‘He’ll be all right,’ the short man sighed. ‘Now, please, if we could all get back to the job in hand. This greensand of yours—’
Poldarn left them to get on with it. He remembered that he had a little job of his own to finish, and chances were that once Spenno and the government man had sorted out their professional differences, there wouldn’t be much spare time to waste on personal projects. He wandered across to the forge and got a fire in.
He’d left it about half done; the shape was more or less there, but so vague that only he could see it, because he knew what he was looking for. He forged in the bevels, trapping the inside edge of the flat tapered bar between the anvil’s horn and the hammer; it was slow, patient work, only a few hard, careful hammer-blows each time before the steel had to go back in the fire and take on more heat. The profile and geometry of the bevels had to be perfect, since each hammer-fall squeezed a dab of orange steel up into the body of the work, subtly twisting and distorting the shape, which meant that for every strike he made on the edge, he needed four on the flat and the spine to maintain the lines he’d drawn in his mind. Every so often he had to spend a whole heat renewing the angle of the back curve, either hammering over the horn or fixing the work in the vice and twisting it with a long rod with a U-bend on the end. It took him the rest of the day to get the bevels done, and he decided to leave it at that. No point starting on the fullers and having to abandon the job part-way through. And he was still on the easy bit.
After what passed for dinner (the rains were still up on the road, though the level was perceptibly dropping, half an inch a day; fairly soon it’d reach the point where the drainage rhines began drawing again, the level would drop by a foot overnight and the food wagons from Tin Chirra could get through again) Poldarn drifted over to one of the watchfires to toast a slice of cheese onto a slab of stale grey bread. Nobody looked up as he joined the ring round the fire; theirs was a circle that could be broken into without risking bloodshed.
‘That woman they got with them,’ someone was saying, ‘the crazy bitch who’s into all that religious stuff. They reckon she’s the worst of the lot.’
‘Worse than the Mad Monk?’ Someone on the other side of the circle wasn’t convinced. ‘Don’t believe it. Women aren’t like that.’
That amused someone else. ‘You never met my old lady,’ he said. General laughter. ‘No, I mean it,’ whoever it was went on. ‘I remember one time – she’d been on the cider, mind, and I’d done something or other, never did find out what; anyhow, she got really mad at me, came and stood over me while I was eating my dinner, yelling and carrying on, scaring the kids to death. Well, I wasn’t in the mood for a fight just then, I’d had a long day and you’ve got to feel right for a really good row, so I just got up and walked out, didn’t say a word or anything. So what does she do? She follows me, still yelling her daft head off; so I go through the house into the barn, and she comes after me, still yelling and screaming, not getting the point at all – but they’re like that, aren’t they? So I push on through the barn to the outhouse, nip in, shut the door and put the latch across. She’s hammering on the door, I’m shouting at her, fuck off, you stupid cow, I’m having a piss – which was true, as it happens. And next thing I know, she’s fetched the axe out of the barn and she’s smashing up the outhouse door – and I’m in there, for crying out loud, and I can see the axe blade coming in through the wood. Scared? I’m telling you, I was in the right place, or else I’d have pissed myself. If she hadn’t swung wild with the axe and bust the head off the shaft, Poldarn only knows what’d have happened. Anyhow, she went inside, I waited till I thought it was safe and buggered off over the hill into town. Three days before I reckoned it was all right to come home, and then only because she sent the boy over to say that maybe she’d gone a bit too far. A bit too far – those were the exact words. Women? I promise you, when they lose it, they really lose it bad. And I guess this Dorun-whatsername’s like that, only she hasn’t calmed down yet.’
Poldarn couldn’t help remembering the burning of Deymeson, and Copis with a sword in her hands, straightening up into the front guard. So maybe it had just been something he’d said—
‘She’s a nutcase, all right,’ someone else said, ‘but it’s the Mad Monk who’s the really dangerous one; because he’s mad, sure enough, but not rolling-on-the-floor mad, that’s not really a problem so long as you stay clear. He’s more the ninety-per-cent sane type. They’re the ones you got to look out for, because one minute you’re standing there talking to them all nice and pleasant about the weather or the war or something, and next minute they’ll pull out a knife and try and chop your bollocks off. Never know where you are with them, see.’
Nobody seemed inclined to comment on that for a while. Then someone else (Sineysri, from the mould-scraping crew) coughed nervously and said that the Mad Monk and the crazy bitch were one thing, but at least they weren’t anything like as bad as Feron Amathy. ‘And if you ask me,’ he went on, ‘absolutely the worst bloody thing they could do now is what they’re planning to do, by all accounts: give Feron Amathy the job of sorting those two out.’
General mutter of agreement. ‘Total disaster,’ someone said. ‘Those religious nutters prowling about up one end of the country, the Amathy house on the loose down the other, and us poor buggers caught in the middle. All it’d take would be for the raiders to show up, and it’d be damn well near the end of the world.’
‘That’s right.’ Someone Poldarn knew, but couldn’t put a name to: thin voice, slight speech impediment. ‘If you ask me, old Tazencius has got the right idea for once with these tube things.’
‘Sure,’ someone interrupted. ‘If only we can make bastards work.’
Muted laughter. ‘That’s right,’ Thin-voice went on, ‘and that’ll only be when that little short bugger pushes off and lets Spenno alone to figure it out for them. But if it all works out, I reckon it’s not the raiders they’ll be wanting to point the tubes at, it’s the Amathy house, followed by the Mad Monk. Then we might be getting somewhere at last.’
‘You say that,’ growled a deep voice from the dark edge, where Poldarn couldn’t see. ‘But you know exactly what’ll happen, soon as they hand those tubes over to some general or other – assuming they do what they reckon they’ll do, and don�
��t just go off phut like a old ewe farting. They’ll hand them over to some general and tell him, go fight the raiders or Feron Amathy or whatever; and he’ll turn right round and stick ’em up Tazencius’s arse, and next day we’ll have a new emperor. And so on, over and over. Truth is, there’s nobody in this empire you’d trust as far as you could sneeze ’em, not since Cronan died. No, the simple fact is, it’s time for us here in Tulice to say enough’s enough, boot the garrisons out of Falcata and Torneviz, and get on with it ourselves. Same for the folks in Morevich, and the Two Rivers country. Let those arseholes in Torcea play their games in their own back yard, and see how they like it.’
The discussion got lively after that, and Poldarn decided that it might be sensible to take his toasted cheese and eat it somewhere else, just in case Brigadier Muno or one of his staff were hanging about somewhere in the shadows, learning a few illuminating facts about the loyalties of some of the workers engaged on his last-best-hope project.
Brigadier Muno: if he’d got it straight (he sat down under a cart, one of the monsters they used for hauling the finished bells – huge wheels, plenty of room under them to sit upright, and the dropped sides kept out the night breeze), then this Brigadier Muno was the uncle of the sad young cavalry officer he’d saved from looters and scavengers in the aftermath of some damn-fool battle or other, when he’d come across him lying all bloody beside a river, surrounded by dead men. Whether that memory was an asset or a liability he wasn’t entirely sure. The officer he’d carried on his back as far as the man’s unit’s camp had been properly grateful at the time; but now he was a very grand general, and his attitude to previous benefactors might have warped a little, like sawn planks left lying in the wet. A lot would depend, for a start, on whether Muno Silsny recognised him if and when he saw him again; if not, and if the story of the river rescue was tolerably well known, Poldarn could turn up at the great man’s tent only to find he was the fifteenth person that week to have come forward claiming to be the general’s personal angel of mercy. That could be enough to embarrass a man to death.